Saturday, March 7, 2026

Deep Lake, 2004: Ravi's email (Play Report)

Recently there was some talk about the Brindlewood game Public Access on a discord server and we all agreed that the theme was cool but didn't want to play an investigation game where there is no actual investigation. In Brindlewood games players make up the truth because the game isn't about solving mysteries but generating or emulating a narrative. That's cool but not the kind of game I want to play. 

RQ took this as a challenge to run a game of a "Public Access but there is an actual mystery to solve" using something that loosely resembles 24xx. We didn't get very far with solving any mysteries but the vibe was definitely there and we'll see where we get to in further sessions.

I wrote an in-character play report that looks like an email from 2004. I don't know how readable it is but who is reading this anyway? I think if you click on it it's easier.

 

hey man Sorry for not getting back to you earlier. How are you? How is amma?  I am looking for a new job, but don't tell her. There is no chance in hell they hire me... Still waiting for that piece of shit Sal to pay me for last week. I'll send some cash when he does. Anyway, you won't believe what I just watched. Remember those American TV Odyssey tapes? It was weird as fuck!  The evening actually started out pretty normal. Kevin, George, and I went to a house party at Samantha Harrington's place. I think I told you about them before. Kevin is the ex-bassist, and George is the trucker kid. The party was the usual scene, Deep Lake's brightest young minds getting drunk and high to forget their miserable fucking lives. And then Sam pulled us into her garage, and we started to play this game called "The Crying Circle". Everyone had to tell a sob story. It was supposed to summon a spirit or something. After Sam told some Romeo and Juliet copy, I hit them with my experience of the American dream. You should have seen their faces... Kevin followed up with the story of his friend overdosing, really tragic shit. And then it was George's turn. You know she doesn't like to talk too much about her personal stuff, so she borrowed a bit from Final Destination. Linnea gave her shit for it. And then it was Corey's turn, and it got weird. He talked about his dead dog. After he started crying, Linnea suddenly went unresponsive. She was breathing and all but didn't react to anything. It wasn't drugs or anything, I think. I don't know what happened. Then people started leaving, so we left too. And that's when it happened. At home, you know the house I told you about, Kevin and I sat down for some late-night TV and Ballantines. And there it was, a VHS labeled TV Odyssey. Of course we had to watch it. But when we did, something happened. The house was gone. We were gone. There was only the New Mexican desert and a TV on a mobile cart. It flickered on, and a cowboy in a cream-colored suit with a bolo tie appeared. He was almost too big to fit on the screen, and then he started reading fucking tarot cards. I don't know. I don't remember the exact details, but we came to about two hours later. Well, you know us; we rewound the tape and popped it right back in. But this time it was different! It was that puppet show we used to watch. Remember the bird that had you scared shitless? Man, I can't believe what passed as children's entertainment. Those puppets were something else! That's it. Weird shit, am I right? I'll tell you more about it another time. Got to sleep and  then work. Take care.  PS. Have you listened to the 50 Cent tape I sent you?
this is a 90% accurate reconstruction of the historic outlook express

 

 

Tuesday, February 17, 2026

THE TOO MANY CONANS PUBLIC DOMAIN TIME HEIST SQUAD - The Game

I had a silly idea while yapping on a discord server. During a car ride I turned it into a game. 

Here it is. 
(Also on my itch.)

The Public Domain is beautiful. But it needs to be expanded. 

That's where you come in!

You are a Conan. You are part of an elite strike force. You are THE TOO MANY CONANS PUBLIC DOMAIN TIME HEIST SQUAD.

Your mission is to plant copyrighted creations in the past to make them old enough for the public domain. Be subtle and make it believable. Even the archaeologists need to be fooled. 

Succeed at any cost!

(To the lawyers: This is a parody. Fair use baby!) 



 

Friday, November 28, 2025

How I ran Gradient Descent as a Black Box (or Diegetic vs. Narrative Logic)


My black box campaign for Luke Gearing's Gradient Descent recently wrapped up. I didn't plan on it ending before the end of the year, but things happen, and sometimes godlike AI systems trigger nuclear warheads. You can read up on the butterfly dream campaign here. Running it for thirteen weeks was a lot of fun. I promised my players I'd shine a light into the black box after the campaign ended. I will try to do this in this post but I am also using it as an excuse to write down some other thoughts on the experience.

pictured: a shillouette of a woman enjoying a nuclear explosion
This is how it ended?!

Diegetic Primacy

Having read blogs on different playstyles that focus on the way they engage with how abstraction is employed in their games got me wanting to try something new myself. I will admit that I still don't know how my approach actually lines up with the different labels (link to the FKR blogs here).

For my game, I wanted to immerse the players and myself in a fictional world and minimize the  abstractions necessary, namely the layers between the players and the fiction. This is actually a bit misleading, as it is all within the realm of abstractions (thinking, imagining, speaking, etc.). In order to avoid philosophical spiraling, let's just say I didn't want to give a rules system primacy over how we engage with the world of the fiction. Isn't it frustrating when the enforcement of rules lessens the feel of logical consistency of a fictional world you are engaging with? That is what drew me to the FKR (fiction first) and black box (no player-facing procedures). 

Thus I committed to the primacy of the diegetic

The Aristotelians might not like the way diegesis is employed here, but so be it. I am using it in the way I remember it being used by French philosopher Étienne Souriau as “everything that happens according to the fiction presented and what it implies if one were to consider it true” (translated freely from L'Univers filmique). 

Now what does that mean with regard to my refereeing? I tried to referee and arbitrate the situations and conflicts within the fictional world of play based as much as possible on the in-world diegetic logic. This simply means before rolling any dice or tossing coins to find out the resolution of a situation, I tried to call results based on the diegetic in-world logic. Basically, how would this go if it were real?

I am unsure if this isn't just what the FKR crowd does. Maybe it is actually closer to New Simulationism

Anyway, I don't care too much for debating categories and schools of thought. I am more interested in the way my idea of acting as a referee did produce an interesting experience. What made it interesting for me as a referee was a very specific tension between what I'd call the diegetic and the narrative. Because I wanted to arbitrate on what would make sense in a fictional world according to its own rules and not what would make sense in a story. Is this differentiation even possible? Isn't everything always structured narratively? This is where it gets spicy, I think!

I'll try to formulate more thoughts on this, but first, “the how did I end up running it” part.

 

Behind the Screen 

First I threw out all the Mothership rules, and then I took some back. In addition to random encounter rolls (10% chance every room or 10 minutes), I decided to keep the procedures for The Bends; slowly losing your sense of humanity is a core experience of Gradient Descent. I also kept the panic mechanic for the Monarch AI. Initially I thought about doing the same for the player characters Stress and Sanity, but I ended up never using it. 

a very boring sheet for tracking The Bends
a very boring sheet for tracking The Bends.

Players generated their characters using a Perchance generator I made, provided them with a short pitch for their PCs, and then put them in a shared Google Sheet character binder.

perchance character generator
This is what players started with.

 

PC shared loot sheet

Players organized and shared gear within the collective google sheet


There were no skills or classes, but the backgrounds and players never saw or rolled any dice. However, I did negotiate with them if they argued for something being possible or logical. For their actions, players told me their intent and I told them the outcome. 

As for mapping, we used a Miro board. Players mostly mapped themselves. We talked over Discord voice only, and I put on the same soundtrack every week, eventually using Kenku FM. 

 

A part of The Deep.

 

As for arbitrating according to what makes sense in the world? Turns out it isn't easy. As much as I wanted to be a neutral arbiter, I found myself questioning my calls quite often. Could I really decide what makes sense diegetically and rule out that I didn't just follow what would make sense or be cool in a story? 

Of course there were always situations where it seemed clear that this would be a random event anyway (for example, some elevators switch speeds randomly). Those I handled by rolling d10s/1d100 already, which made it easy to use simple percentile roles for additional things. Whenever I wasn't sure, I would ask, How would this go if it were real? I rolled a 1d100 to see how close the outcome would be to a character's intent. Sometimes the roll made me realize that I didn't need it in the first place, and I had no issues with overruling it. The only rolls I followed strictly were those for Bends checks, random encounters, artifacts, etc.

The feedback I got from my players was that they felt immersed to the point that many encounters were quite tense for them, not having any abstractions available to know what it might mean if someone fires their gun at them (as opposed to a playing a game system where you know the relation between your character's HP and an average damage die). 

I think we all had a lot of fun and that makes the whole endeavour a success. 


This is where I'd have to write a philosophy paper...

The question of a possibility of following a diegetic logic instead of a narrative logic still lingers on my mind. I am not concerned if I achieved my initial goal in the campaign, but I am philosophically intrigued by this. Time to actually explore this properly I do not have. This is further complicated by the fact that I haven't fully grasped what narrative logic actually means.

My intuition is that it leads back to the general question on the structure of thinking and the nature of judgments (as in the Kantian sense for “Urteil”). But this is just to namedrop a German.

The question I'd like to explore at some point remains. 

How can I referee a game where things follow the principle of what would make sense in a fictional world according to its own rules and not what would make sense in a story?

If you know, tell me! 

 

 

Sunday, August 3, 2025

Mythic Bastionland Sparktabellen (deutsch)


 


Mythic Bastionland Sparktabellen (deutsch)

übersetzt von warenunförmig.

 far from perfect but good enough

xlsx
markdown

https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/hainhofer-stammbuch/


Land

Land


Charakter Landschaft
1 Öde Marsch
2 Trocken Heide
3 Grau Fels
4 Karg Gipfel
5 Geschliffen Wald
6 Wimmelnd Tal
7 Ruhig Hügel
8 Weich Weide
9 Überwuchert Sumpf
10 Lebhaft Seen
11 Aufgeweicht Lichtung
12 Üppig Ebene

Himmel

Himmel


Tönung Textur
1 Glitzernd Aurora
2 Violett Dunst
3 Saphir Marmor
4 Blass Glühen
5 Feurig Wabernd
6 Elfenbein Strudel
7 Schiefer Streifen
8 Pink Flecken
9 Gold Strahlen
10 Blutig Säulen
11 Hell Schimmer
12 Tintenartig Schwellend

Wasser

Wasser


Tönung Textur
1 Kristall Seide
2 Türkis Wellen
3 Perlmutt Abgrund
4 Schmutzig Aufgewühlt
5 Kobalt Schaum
6 Grün Spiegel
7 Matt Wogen
8 Dunkel Glas
9 Grünspan Brandung
10 Silber Stromschnellen
11 Smaragd Gischt
12 Jade Blasen

Wetter

Wetter


Beschrieb Element
1 Sanft Regen
2 Flüchtig Böen
3 Hartnäckig Wolke
4 Hell Sonnenlicht
5 Dünn Dunst
6 Kühl Feuchtigkeit
7 Heiss Donner
8 Fest Staub
9 Trüb Wärme
10 Schwach Niesel
11 Reichlich Brise
12 Rau Nebel

Flora

Flora


Wesen Form
1 Aromatisch Gräser
2 Aschig Heidekraut
3 Blühend Büsche
4 Gewunden Baumkrone
5 Wuchtig Dorngestrüpp
6 Fruchtbar Farn
7 Stechend Stämme
8 Lebendig Ranken
9 Dürr Nadelbaum
10 Dornig Setzlinge
11 Robust Schilf
12 Harzig Wurzeln

Fauna

Fauna


Wesen Form
1 Aufmerksam Huftiere
2 Hilfreich Singvögel
3 Anmutig Hunde
4 Laut Nager
5 Schelmisch Amphibien
6 Hinterlistig Insekten
7 Erleuchtend Katzen
8 Friedlich Reptilien
9 Schöne Greifvögel
10 Mächtig Marder
11 Feindselig Federvieh
12 Unnahbar Bären

Merkmal

Merkmal


Wesen Form
1 Vergraben Bach
2 Farbenfroh Sitz
3 Geschmückt Grube
4 Zackig Höhle
5 Geteilt Menhir
6 Beerdigt Hügel
7 Spiegelnd Findling
8 Verschleiert Tümpel
9 Heiss Wasserfall
10 Ertränkt Quelle
11 Entweiht Bogen
12 Isoliert Steinkreis

Wunder

Wunder


Motiv Element
1 Lust Licht
2 Geheimnisse Flammen
3 Prophezeiung Steine
4 Heilung Bestien
5 Verlangen Funken
6 Erinnerung Pfade
7 Tod Dunst
8 Stärke Farben
9 Versuchung Pflanzen
10 Schmerz Wind
11 Bedauern Wasser
12 Zeit Schatten

Jenseits

Jenseits


Charakter Landschaft
1 Säure Licht
2 Schwarz Flammen
3 Rauch Steine
4 Gefroren Bestien
5 Tot Funken
6 Gebrochen Pfade
7 Kolossal Dunst
8 Lebendig Farben
9 Brennend Pflanzen
10 Schlamm Wind
11 Weiss Wasser
12 Süss Schatten

Festung

Festung


Stil Merkmal
1 Düster Tourellen
2 Ruine Turm
3 Feindseelig Wall
4 Uralt Zinnen
5 Ornamental Zitadelle
6 Wild Tor
7 Makellos Spitze
8 Befestigt Kuppel
9 Unfertig Leuchtfeuer
10 Einladend Brücke
11 Stolz Säulen
12 Hell Wassergraben

Aussenhof

Aussenhof


Stil Merkmal
1 Schmutzig Markt
2 Verlassen Schmiede
3 Fröhlich Bibliothek
4 Raffiniert Brunnen
5 Fleissig Tempel
6 Geweiht Forum
7 Bescheiden Grabmal
8 Majestätisch Garten
9 Rustikal Halle
10 Feierlich Werkstatt
11 Lebhafte Arena
12 Makellose Garnison

Donjon

Donjon


Herzstück Dekor
1 Herd Geweihe
2 Thron Silber
3 Musizierende Heraldik
4 Becken Knochen
5 Beratende Blumen
6 Bedienstete Schriften
7 Schrein Edelsteine
8 Tisch Kränze
9 Reliquie Kerzen
10 Kessel Fell
11 Kronleuchter Wandteppiche
12 Wachen Schilder

Essen

Donjon


Qualität Art
1 Gewürzt Fisch
2 Kräuter Früchte
3 Knusprig Eintopf
4 Sauer Pilze
5 Trocken Kuchen
6 Fermentiert Käse
7 Salz Nüsse
8 Feucht Torte
9 Fettig Haferbrei
10 Zäh Brot
11 Süss Gemüse
12 Mild Fleisch

Güter

Güter


Thema Art
1 Militär Textil
2 Opulent Vieh
3 Traditionell Korn
4 Spezialisiert Met
5 Fleissig Werkzeug
6 Innovativ Stein
7 Geheimnisvoll Holz
8 Simpel Tonware
9 Stark Metall
10 Dekoriert Leder
11 Edel Honig
12 Glück Kraut

Luxusgüter

Luxusgüter


Seltenheit Art
1 Antik Juwel
2 Aufwendig Wein
3 Einzigartig Gewürz
4 Knapp Geruch
5 Schädlich Seide
6 Makellos Fell
7 Leuchtend Kunstwerk
8 Verloren Schwert
9 Esoterisch Kreatur
10 Heilig Erz
11 Maythisch Wurzel
12 Schön Schrift

Drama

Drama


Thema Detail
1 Verrat Prügelei
2 Eifersucht Gift
3 Rivalität Schwur
4 Untreue Festmahl
5 Coup Brief
6 Ehrgeiz Täuschung
7 Erlösung Erbe
8 Offenbarung Meuchler
9 Zorn Familie
10 Gier Alkohol
11 Verbannung erpressung
12 Manipulation Gold

Schmerz

Schmerz


Beschreibung Ereignis
1 Geheim Seuche
2 Gewalt Hungersnot
3 Drohend Überfall
4 Abrupt Invasion
5 Andauernd Entführung
6 Vorhergesagt Sturm
7 Mysteriös Feuer
8 Geduldet Revolte
9 Ungesehen Exodus
10 Weit Biest
11 Eskalation Töten
12 Verdeckt Diebstahl

Neuigkeiten

Neuigkeiten


Inhalt Stimmung
1 Duell Nachdenklich
2 Geburt Froh
3 Markt Zufrieden
4 Prozess Gespalten
5 Ritual Wütend
6 Söldner Skeptisch
7 Fest Verehrend
8 Turnier Nostalgisch
9 Bestrafung Vereint
10 Aufführung Trostlos
11 Tod Ernst
12 Heirat Optimismus

Aussehen

Aussehen


Körperbau Kleidung
1 Zart Gepanzert
2 Kurz Zerissen
3 Robust Lebhaft
4 Hart Grob
5 Ausgemergelt Eklektisch
6 Kalt Traditionell
7 Warm Gemütlich
8 Jugendlich Knallig
9 Weich Trist
10 Kränklich Verziert
11 Gross Funktional
12 Rau Elegant

Stimme

Stimme


Ton Manier
1 Flüstern Formell
2 Beruhigend Poetisch
3 Sanft Präzise
4 Flach Intensiv
5 Murmeln Ausschweifend
6 Schwach Distanziert
7 Stark Leidenschaftlich
8 Zögerlich Knapp
9 Melodisch Entspannt
10 Rau Direkt
11 Erratisch Ausgelassen
12 Dröhnend Freundlich

Persönlichkeit

Persönlichkeit


Verhalten Interesse
1 Vorsichtig Botanik
2 Spirituell Geschichte
3 Intellektuell Musik
4 Ambitioniert Glücksspiel
5 Gelassen Tiere
6 Gerecht Kunst
7 Empathisch Kochen
8 Instabil Handwerk
9 Neugierig Fischen
10 Melancholisch Mode
11 Zynisch Jagd
12 Eilig Märchen

Beziehung

Beziehung


Status Verbindung
1 Verehrend Familie
2 Widerwillig Freundschaft
3 Geheimnis Liebe
4 Entfremdet Ehe
5 Hasserfüllt Unterstützung
6 Distanziert Allianz
7 Harmonisch Wettstreit
8 Intim Nachfolge
9 Kürzlich Mentorschaft
10 Geschworen Ebenbürtig
11 Tumultös Feindschaft
12 Verbittert Schutz

Verlangen

Verlangen


Ambition Beweggrund
1 Flucht Freiheit
2 Wohlstand Liebe
3 Status Vermächtnis
4 Wissen Erholung
5 Meistern Rache
6 Erbstück Pflicht
7 Hochzeit Angst
8 Wahrheit Schuldgefühl
9 Reise Anerkennung
10 Macht Trotz
11 Sicherheit Neugier
12 Vergebung Hass

Aufgabe

Aufgabe


Handlung Subjekt
1 Erforschen Ritter
2 Einfangen Seher
3 Zerstören Vasallen
4 Transportieren Vieh
5 Zurückholen Monument
6 Reparieren Gold
7 Brechen Ruine
8 Bewachen Tiere
9 Helfen Behausung
10 Bergen Festung
11 Verdecken Brücke
12 Jagen Kriegsbande

Hintergrund

Hintergrund


Erziehung Erinnerung
1 Entbehrt Krieg
2 Fromm Migration
3 Ausgestossen Reiten
4 Militärisch Studium
5 Insular Verbannung
6 Nomadisch Freude
7 Plackerei Krankheit
8 Kaufmännisch Flucht
9 Wild Verletzung
10 Prestigeträchtig Freundschaft
11 Akademisch Hinrichtung
12 Verwöhnt Romanze

Krankheit

Krankheit


Deskriptor Synonym
1 Versteckt Insmonia
2 Mild Migraines
3 Intermittierend Arthritis
4 Wachsend Übelkeit
5 Medizinisch behandelt Fixierung
6 Verweigert Blind
7 Unerklärlich Taubheit
8 Konstant Melancholie
9 Verschwindend Schütteln
10 Permanent Gebrechlichkeit
11 Schwächelnd Husten
12 Offensichtlich Lethargie

Heraldik

Heraldik


Farbpalette Symbol
1 Licht Biest
2 Heiss Vogel
3 Erdig Fisch
4 Reich Waffe
5 Metallisch Krone
6 Glänzend Baum
7 Grau Blume
8 Konstant Melancholie
9 Juwelen Körperteil
10 Luftig Ring
11 Kalt Werkzeug
12 Dunkel Stern

Soldat

Soldat


Qualität Typ
1 Mobil Plänkler
2 Widerwillig Bogenschützin
3 Beritten Späherin
4 Renommiert Miliz
5 Eiferer Wache
6 Rekrut Infiltrator
7 Feige Plünderin
8 Schwer Veteran
9 Blutdurstig Infantrie
10 Schick Reiterin
11 Angsteinflössend Stürmer
12 Söldnerin Ritterin

Waffe

Waffe


Beschreibung Eigenschaft
1 Kurz Klinge
2 Stange Speer
3 Kette Axt
4 Widerhaken Streitkolben
5 Gabel Hackbeil
6 Geschwungen Hammer
7 Gewichtet Stachel
8 Doppel Haken
9 Gekreuzt Keule
10 Geworfen Stab
11 Dünn Reisszahn
12 Lang Schwert

Manöver

Manöver


Handlung Absicht
1 Finte Demoralisieren
2 Schlagen Verwirren
3 Prahlen Ausnutzen
4 Verteidigen Verzögern
5 Verhandeln Verlegen
6 Wirbel Beobachten
7 Eilen Bezwingen
8 Spotten Aufdecken
9 Stoss Überraschung
10 Rammen Stossen
11 Angriff Schwächen
12 Provozieren Blasen

Konflikt

Konflikt


Disput Status
1 Grenze Krieg
2 Religion Überfälle
3 Nachfolge Feindschaft
4 Resourcen Pakt
5 Schuld Scharmützel
6 Betrug Pattsituation
7 Diebstahl Besatzung
8 Eroberung Stillstand
9 Ehe Blockade
10 Betrug Spannung
11 Wasserstrasse Vergessen
12 Blutfehde Verhandlungen

Duell

Duell


Bedingungen Twist
1 Lanzenturnier Zeit
2 Schwert Grube
3 Partner Brücke
4 Team Unbeweglich
5 Ohne Rüstung Labyrinth
6 Angekettet Bogenschützen
7 Blut Feuer
8 Tod Biester
9 Kapitulation Schlamm
10 Beurteilt Nacht
11 Stumpf Wasser
12 Wurfspeere Käfig

Schlachtfeld

Schlachtfeld


Merkmal Detail
1 Fluss Rauch
2 Ruinen Schlamm
3 Hügel Fliegen
4 Wald Graben
5 See Turm
6 Aussenposten Felsen
7 Pass Blumen
8 Bauernhof Strom
9 Pfad Dornen
10 Brücke Gestank
11 Mauer Schlucht
12 Behausung Grabmal

Einsatz

Einsatz


Art Formation
1 Aggressiv Linie
2 Mobil Reihe
3 Eng Sparre
4 Trügerisch Rang
5 Gedeckt Quadrat
6 Rigide Kreis
7 Flexibel Flanke
8 Offen Scharmützel
9 Fokussiert Block
10 Dispersed Rechteck
11 Verstärkt Keil
12 Defensiv Verteilt

Strategie

Strategie


Plan Twist
1 Umzingeln Dunkelheit
2 Einnehmen Verstärkung
3 Angriff Ablenkung
4 Bedrängen Betrug
5 Plündern Artillerie
6 Ausharren Camouflage
7 Hinterhalt Bluff
8 Überwältigen Verzögern
9 Blockade Lockvogel
10 Teilen Köder
11 Fokus Opfer
12 Konter Feuer

Ereignis

Ereignis


Thema Ereignis
1 Verbündete kollaps
2 Moral Angriff
3 Wetter Schlachtung
4 Terrain Pattsituation
5 Strategie Verzögern
6 Disziplin Schwanken
7 Tier Sabotage
8 Opportunismus Zerpsrengen
9 Täuschung Offensive
10 Anführer Verwirrung
11 Beute Verschlechterung
12 Waffen Entdeckung

Thursday, July 31, 2025

Appendix N. Jam: The Chalk-Marked Grave

 My friend Pippa and I made a pamphlet for the Appendix N Jam. A lot of fun to make and very excited to share. Find it here.



The Chalk-Marked Grave is a mini pointcrawl through an acidic wastelandMeet its weird inhabitants and their dreams of the future, hunt for old relics, or find out who skitters beneath the derelict arthropod war machine.

This pamphlet was written for Cairn as part of the Appendix N Jam but can easily be adapted for Eco-Mofos or any other adventure game. 

 Features:

  • 1 adventure about finding a strange land devastated by a war long past.
  • 2 factions at odds and a mad mage with a passion for bugs.
  • 3 arthropod-themed relics. 
  • 4 new beastiary entries.
  • 5 locations including a 7-room site inside an insect hive.

Layout and Art: Pippa (instagram.com/Pippa_001)

Writing: warenunförmig

Thanks to efsa, TJ and NobleUndead for the playtest and feedback!

Licensed as CC BY-SA 4.0

Friday, May 2, 2025

Sockrat & Glauco’s Kinematic Spectacle – Zungeon Jam 2025

I tried my hand at a Zungeon for Zungeon Jam 2025 by Idle Cartulary!

It is mostly a joke about Platonic philosophy. The allegorical cave is a cinema, the philosophers are thugs, and the Idea of Good is a weird alien entity. 

All in all, a fun exercise. I started to learn how to use Affinity Publisher, and I now want to improve my map drawing skills. Also, there are probably important things I forgot and some typos. But it is great to create a thing and then put it out there!

You can find it here.

Welcome to Sockrat and Glauco's Kinematic Spectacle

  • A gang of lowlifes has squatted in the old theater.
  • A rupture in the fabric of reality has conjured the Form of Goods.
  • Spectators are dazzled by abstract projections and then robbed.
  • Why are you here?


Saturday, April 26, 2025

Immertag: 25 Failures of Liüeg (Backgrounds)

A book called Ars Oratoria. Ars Epistolandi. Ars Memorativa published in 1482, which included this wonderful illustrated alphabet featured here. Each letter of the alphabet is paired with an object (in some case more than one) which echoes its shape. A is associated with a folding ladder, B with a mandolin, C with a horseshoe, and so on.

Ars Oratoria. Ars Epistolandi. Ars Memorativa, Jacobus Publicius (1482)

 
For my Into the Odd campaign in the lands of Immertag where the sun never sets I really wanted to use failed careers in the style of Bastionland but give them my own spin. Fortunately, I had a moment of clarity and did not attempt to write 100 backgrounds but settled for 25 to begin with. These are of course rough sketches that I will continue to work on. Coming up with 300 answers for the questions will take some time though...
 
To determine which background someone receives I use this table:
 

 

lowest attribute

highest attribute

 

3-4

5-6

7-8

9-10

11-12

9-10

1

2

3

4

5

11-12

6

7

8

9

10

13-14

11

12

13

14

15

15-16

16

17

18

19

20

17-18

21

22

23

24

25



 Who were you?

 

1 Lucid Wakeghoul

On the brink of wake madness, you returned. Lucid and clear-minded you will continue to walk this terrain.

 

What brought you back?

How do you cope with your new being?

 

2 Excommunicated Voider

Everyone says the voiders are a reality denying idealist sect. And they are right. You were one of them.
Now, you find yourself clinging to the substance of being again.

 

What made you turn back from the void?

What do you like most about existence?

 

3 Recalled Mercanto-Legislator

They say you can’t please no one in Liüeg and they were right. There were many things you wanted to achieve in the council. Now you must look elsewhere to make your mark.

 

What was your agenda for the future of trade?

Why were you recalled?

 

4 Failed Apparatusian

“Who could have known my last contraption would get me kicked out of the union? Less regulations, more possibilities I say!”

 

What is in your toolbox?

What got you thrown out of the union?

 

5 Surviving Day-Settler

It seemed easy, building a settlement in the wilds and there were riches to be made. Now everyone is dead, and you need to venture forth again if you do not want to perish.

 

What was your settlement’s ambition?

How was it destroyed?

 

6 Faded Lullaby Luminary

Your music was angelic, almost hypnotizingly good. But now you have become irrelevant.

 

What was your instrument of choice?

Why did your star dwindle?

 

7 Unfortunate Caravanomad

Life on the road transporting and chauffeuring was good. Too good, apparently.

 

What happened to your caravan?

What did you move?

 

8 Burned Listening Guard

Opening gates was only one part of your profession, listening in on those who passed, that was your thing. Now you have been considered burned.

 

On whose behalf did you listen?

How did you open gates?

 

9 Rogue Royal Rationalist

Researching in some king’s name never interested you. What truly matters is going beyond.

 

What is your alma mater?

What academic resources did you misappropriate?

 

10 Hurried Newling

Fresh off the boat, you need to start anew. Soon because your past still haunts you.

 

What did you bring from home?

Why are you in a hurry?

 

11 Reformed Bathrac

You used to ambush travelers on lonely roads with your delightfully savage frog faced gang. These days are in the past.

 

Which Bathrac crew were you running with?

How did you atone for your crimes?

 

12 Reinventive Thievocrat

Organized crime needs to be organized. You were part of the machinery organizing ledgers and files, cataloguing loot. Stable but unrewarding work.

 

What was the last score you administratively assisted in?

Why is crime boring?

 

13 Conscientious Weirdbutcher

Be it insectile carcass or wooly monstrosity, gutting and preparing the strange meats of Immertag for the market never used to bother you. Now you question your old thinking.

 

What was your preferred specialty meat?

Why do you want to become a fruitarian?

 

14 Spore Fiend

The fungi’s effects are manifold. You have sampled them all and do not intend to stop.

 

What is your fungi of choice?

Where did you usually get your supplies?

 

15 Fallen Gloom-Prince

Your family belonged to Liüegs elite. Now it is all lost and you are no longer part of high society.

 

What remains of your former life?

What brought about the downfall?

 

16 Last Local

Your ancestors lived here before the day never ended. You will unearth your home again.

 

Who were your ancestors?

How will your ways be rebirthed?

 

17 Far Pilgrim

There is extra-worldly terroir out there. You need to find it and claim it.

 

Where is it?

How do you find it?

 

18 Disgraced Night Porter

You were tasked with making night for the mighty, but you messed up and will never again work the shade pulleys.

 

Who did you serve?

What did you steal from among the rich?

 

19 Expatriated Transformation Scribe

Your oeuvre has always been about the metamorphosis of the real, never about its interpretation. At home this was not received too well.

 

What is changed by your text?

What inspires your writing?

 

20 Fatigue Tea Farmer

Of course, growing herbals that help people sleep is good and honest work. But for you it is no longer right.

 

What happened to your farm?

Who also worked on your farm?

 

 

21 Heterodox Numeralist

The order may not like the contradictions, but the numeric must remain infallible. Once you counted the hours, now you determine them.

 

Why did the order pronounce you a heretic?

How do you control time?

 

22 Eminence Assassin

Someone needs to keep the famous in check. You were doing your part until you wronged the wrong.

 

What did you use to defame?

Who was your last employer?

 

23 Crooked Docker

Some things need to move fast at the docks of Liüeg. You only helped a little from time to time.

 

What was the last shipment you helped with?

What made you such a bristly fellow?

 

24 Discontent Ghoulremover

You once were certain those gone made because of the daylight must be relieved of their misery. Now you are no longer sure.

 

How did you dispatch of ghouls?

What happened to your conviction?

 

25 Veteran Relichunter

You were out and retired. Now that you have no choice but to return you will show them that you’ve still got it.

 

What was your big score?

Why have you returned to the game?